Juice

30 Oct

Everyone knows by now that OJ is looking at property in Niagara County. He looked at one house on Lincoln in Lockport, across from the high school, but the scuttlebutt is that he’s more likely to buy rural. Gasport or Middleport. Maybe we’ll bump into him at Udder Delights in Gasport some summer eve. He was recently seen eating at the Basket Factory in Middleport (went in 2002, but wasn’t particularly overwhelmed. And I couldn’t find Middleport on a map anyway. We were just passing through).

When asked, potential neighbors don’t seem particularly concerned. After all, he only allegedly did those two murders, and they were 11 years ago.

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