On the 4:49 to White Plains

24 Nov

As I try to disembark with a stroller, a group of gothy teens starts shoving their way into the train before anyone’s had a chance to get off. Reverting to strong NY accent, I ask 16-year old gothy girl “what, you can’t wait fuh people to get ooawf the train befoaw you get on?”

16-year old gothy girl to Pundit: “Suck my dick”.

21 Responses to “On the 4:49 to White Plains”

  1. mark November 24, 2007 at 10:08 pm #

    totally x-treme dude!

  2. jen November 24, 2007 at 11:12 pm #

    Wow, Happy Goffy Thanksgiving to you too girly. Undead, undead, undead.

  3. Michele Johnson November 24, 2007 at 11:31 pm #

    The scary thing is..She probably did have a dick!

  4. mike hudson November 25, 2007 at 12:08 am #

    pretty tough for a chick going to white plains.

  5. STEEL November 25, 2007 at 2:06 am #

    That is where the Goths come from

  6. mike hudson November 25, 2007 at 3:07 am #

    it’s all so 90s.

  7. Carl November 25, 2007 at 6:10 am #

    Darlin’…..normally,the GUY gets to say that.

    Methinks her mouth needs a bar of soap to wash out her unsavory words.

  8. hank kaczmarek November 25, 2007 at 10:39 am #

    There was a time when NYC was known for things described as
    “Flash”, “Pizzazz”, “Class”, “Chic” and other such buzzwords.

    I guess all good things must come to an end.

    In addition, NYS was called the “Empire State” for a reason. Seat of Industry, Seat of Finance, High standard of living….

    Not anymore. AND NO CHANGE IN ANY OF THAT SINCE DAY ONE….Why am I not surprised?

  9. Terry November 25, 2007 at 2:08 pm #

    Hey, the Murder rate is down…and this is the consequence!

  10. Fed-Up in WNY November 25, 2007 at 2:24 pm #

    It’s funny in a way… it takes all types to make America great 😉 but sad in a way because she’s the future of our social security.
    😦

  11. Paul Jonson November 25, 2007 at 5:48 pm #

    Did you reply with: “No, you suck mine Bitch.”?

  12. Tatonka November 25, 2007 at 6:03 pm #

    I guess you missed the part where he said she was 16.

  13. Tatonka November 25, 2007 at 6:20 pm #

    I didn’t mean that as sarcastic as it sounded. 😉

  14. Size Nine November 25, 2007 at 6:22 pm #

    Oh, where is the perfect comeback to the snotty goth kid when you need one???

  15. hank kaczmarek November 25, 2007 at 9:33 pm #

    I once had the mother of a “goth girl” show up with the kid in question at the Western Auto tire counter (circa 1994). the Black eyeliner, piercings in lips, tongue and BIG ones in the ears, whole black clothes thing.
    I told her mother “Excuse me Ma’am” and looked at her kid and said
    ” ARE YOU ENJOYING THAT?” –Kid says “What”.
    to which I answered
    “looking like some sideshow freak to mortify your parents in public—-If you were my kid I wouldn’t want anyone to know you belonged to me”
    to which the mother said
    “THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH FOR THAT!–She needed to hear it from some adult stranger” as her kid fled the store.

  16. dougk November 26, 2007 at 1:46 am #

    member in good standing of “Chicks with Dicks”, no doubt!

  17. Ike November 26, 2007 at 2:25 am #

    you should have kicked her square in the gunt

  18. Robert Harding November 26, 2007 at 11:49 am #

    Being that I’m the only brother to six sisters, they tell me (when they’re pissed off) to “suck my dick.” And by “my dick” they are referring to themselves…

    I find it a great compliment that women have to resort to stealing a man’s comeback line.

    As for those who dress all goth-like, I guess they don’t realize they can listen to Pantera and Marilyn Manson without dressing like them.

  19. Jen14221 November 26, 2007 at 4:28 pm #

    Too punk rock for me.
    Also…hank kaczmarek…did you really say that? You must be at least 100 years old.

  20. Greg November 26, 2007 at 7:09 pm #

    I’m 28 and I wish I had heard Hank say that to the kid

  21. hank November 27, 2007 at 5:00 pm #

    No Jen, I’m 50, and in 94 I was only 37.

    All “GOTH” appears to me is a ripoff combination of Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath. And a SHITTY one at that.

    This “Marilyn Manson” creep WISHES he had the class of Alice and the Musical abilities of both Alice and Sabbath.
    To show you his level of class, how he ever got Dita Von Teese boggles the mind, but he DID let her get away.

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