Would You Date This Man?

8 Sep

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We thought we’d help Dr. Rudnick of The Buffalo Niagara Partnership find his match by providing a little advice for his personal advertisement.

Must Hate Carl Paladino and Love Dogs

SWM with affinity for bowties seeks SWF who enjoys long walks on the beach, puppies, rainbows, rainstorms, and remaining silent during lenghty periods of economic and political upheaval.

My match should enjoy blowing up organized business groups to serve ego of herself and friends.  She should have a professional track record of accomplishing little while being paid much and be willing to blame anyone but herself for the mess which surrounds her.  Responsibility and accountability are for the little people.  You should also enjoy giving footrubs to local plutocrats and patting yourself on the back for no good reason.

Favorite Books:  Green Eggs and Ham, The Little Engine That Could But Was Too Lazy and Content To Bother

Favorite Music:  Loggins and Messina, Dan Fogelberg, Bread, Creed, Nickelback

Favorite Movies:  Big Top Pee-Wee, Failure To Launch, Doomed To Failure

Good luck, Andy!  Let us know how it all turns out.

4 Responses to “Would You Date This Man?”

  1. Ethan September 8, 2009 at 4:08 pm #

    Why are you dissing Loggins & Messina? Why? That’s just not right. I mean, I know you’re mad they played the Seneca casino and all, but damn, man: That’s cold.

  2. Buffalo Bone September 8, 2009 at 7:18 pm #

    Isn’t it unwise to assume that someone is heterosexual? What if Andy is into dudes? When you assume someone’s sexuality you look like a fool.

  3. Jackson September 8, 2009 at 7:55 pm #

    I just looked on Match and Rudnick is searching for a lady, above 40. I’d assume Geek checked as well before posting this.

  4. Joe September 10, 2009 at 8:03 am #

    Rudnick is really gay. Several people who work at the partnership have stated seeing and hearing his significant other calling him and visiting him at the office. For once the Buffalo Geek is 100% right.

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