Open Swingers' Thread

15 Oct

The very fact that a swingers’ convention at a local Holiday Inn is a news story is ridiculous enough, but the fact that it’s the top local story right now is so small-towny backwatery as to be embarrassing. The entire hotel is shut down during the party, and no one’s precious snowflakes are going to be exposed to sex and debauchery – basically an unclothed version of what goes on on Chippewa on any given late night.

Other than that, open thread for nonsense.

17 Responses to “Open Swingers' Thread”

  1. Pauldub October 15, 2009 at 9:43 am #

    In other news, Island stores are experiencing a run on Wesson oil and plastic dropcloths.

  2. Alan Bedenko October 15, 2009 at 10:01 am #

    It’s having multiple stimulative effects, then?

  3. Pauldub October 15, 2009 at 10:05 am #

    locals will be sitting in the parking lot at River Oaks with their binoculars hoping to catch a peek!

  4. Hank October 15, 2009 at 10:12 am #

    Hope those people aren’t local, and are staying on the Island to be betwixt NF and Chippewa.
    Total moral bankruptcy and hedonism. Yuk.

  5. Pauldub October 15, 2009 at 10:22 am #

    They have swinger conventions down Hank’s way too. THey’re called family reunions.

  6. lulu October 15, 2009 at 10:24 am #

    Let the swingers swing.

  7. Jackstraw October 15, 2009 at 12:21 pm #

    Bombing brown people into oblivion is good wholesome patriotic mumbo jumbo but dear god …when two (or three or four..) people consensually get together to do volutary things to one another …watch out. WTF.

  8. canisiusbringstheruckus October 15, 2009 at 12:36 pm #

    Swing Easy!

  9. Ward October 15, 2009 at 12:56 pm #

    No doubt jointly (heh) sponsored by the American Urological Association and the American Gynecological & Obstetrical Society, in anticipation of a nice spike in STD cases and Condyloma.

  10. Pauldub October 15, 2009 at 2:01 pm #

    Condyloma related to Condi rice?

  11. Pauldub October 15, 2009 at 2:03 pm #

    Soory, my bad. Didn’t realize Condyloma meant Genital Wards…

  12. realbuff October 15, 2009 at 2:09 pm #

    Somebody call Drew Czera and the CVB, I gotta hot lead…

  13. BrianS October 15, 2009 at 9:51 pm #

    I bet Obama sanctioned this.

    Those damn liberals.

  14. mike hudson October 15, 2009 at 11:21 pm #

    i hate to disagree with my brother hank, but i’ve always thought of hedonism as a good thing.

  15. Hank October 16, 2009 at 10:23 am #

    By the way it was defined in the 70’s, “Swinging” meant that married couples traded each other off to other married couples for sexual gratification. Guess I’m an old fart, or perhaps I just remember what the vows of marriage used to mean.

    Pauldub–you don’t have to get off GI to find people who have married their first cousins. And you don’t have to cross the Manson-Nixon line to find the “Family Reunions”, just go a touch below Pittsburgh into West Virginia. When a married couple leaves WVA to live elsewhere, they’re still brother and sister. Or you’ll hear the post coitial phrase–“get off me Pa, you’re crushin my Marlboro Lights”

  16. Gabe October 16, 2009 at 2:34 pm #

    This thread is full of win.

  17. Popeye the Sailor October 17, 2009 at 2:25 pm #

    Lord Byron will be there to cut the ribbon and give them all a key to the city and Talkin Proud Whammie Weinies

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