#Acornfacts

19 Nov

ACORN thought it would be a good idea for OJ to try the glove on in front of the jury, over a latex glove. #acornfacts

ACORN put up the “Mission Accomplished” banner. #acornfacts

ACORN guilted Sarah Palin into doing the Couric interview. #acornfacts

every time Michael tries to get out, ACORN pulls him back in. #acornfacts

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21 Responses to “#Acornfacts”

  1. Eric Saldanha November 19, 2009 at 4:29 pm #

    ACORN shot Liberty Valance

    • Alan Bedenko November 19, 2009 at 4:43 pm #

      ACORN gave up the Sudetenland for “Peace in Our Time”. #acornfacts

      • Eric Saldanha November 19, 2009 at 4:52 pm #

        Henry II is wondering who will rid him of this troublesome ACORN

      • Alan Bedenko November 19, 2009 at 4:55 pm #

        ACORN said the Titanic was “unsinkable”.

  2. LC Scotty November 19, 2009 at 4:48 pm #

    Acorn is your new bicycle tax.

    • Alan Bedenko November 19, 2009 at 4:55 pm #

      ACORN made Michele Iannello kick black canvassers off her campaign.

  3. Eric Saldanha November 19, 2009 at 5:09 pm #

    ACORN finds your lack of faith disturbing

  4. Christopher Smith November 19, 2009 at 5:16 pm #

    ACORN was the production team behind Ishtar and Howard The Duck

    ACORN stole thurman thomas’ helmet before Super Bowl XXVI

    ACORN is Finkle! Finkle is ACORN!

    ACORN is Keyser Soze

    ACORN were the geniuses behind Clear Pepsi

    ACORN sold arms to the Contras

    ACORN lied and got us into an endless and bloody war in Iraq

    ACORN destroyed the economy by deregulating credit default swaps and derivatives

    ACORN said Americans “will, in fact, be greeted as liberators” in Iraq

  5. Byron November 19, 2009 at 5:24 pm #

    ACORN IS MADE OF PEEEPLE !!

  6. Byron November 19, 2009 at 5:25 pm #

    ACORN runs Illuzzi’s spelling & grammar check.

  7. Pauldub November 19, 2009 at 5:41 pm #

    ACORN bankrolled Bashar Issa.

  8. Byron November 19, 2009 at 5:43 pm #

    ACORN met with Mohammad Atta in Prague.

    ACORN thinks BP has an abnormal fixation on Hitler.

  9. STEEL November 19, 2009 at 5:47 pm #

    ACORN owns the Bills. Ralph Wilson is just a front man. Interesting how they are now maneuvering to relocate an American team to a socialist country. Also interesting is the fact that no one is on the record as having seen Ralph Willson’s birth certificate. Do we really know how old he is.

  10. Alan Bedenko November 19, 2009 at 6:28 pm #

    ACORN called Shelly Silver the anti-Christ

    ACORN replaced Pete Gallivan with John Beard

    ACORN was behind BERC’s loans to One Sunset

    ACORN sank my battleship

    ACORN built the Skyway

    ACORN thinks Family Circus is funny

  11. Eric Saldanha November 19, 2009 at 8:06 pm #

    ACORN bit off Captain Ahab’s leg

  12. Jaquandor November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm #

    ACORN held up a big fan that created a breeze that made the ball go wide right!

    ACORN is behind cattle mutilations!

    ACORN created the recipe for New Coke!

    ACORN switched the envelopes, which is how Marisa Tomei won the Oscar!

    ACORN wrote “Twilight”!

    ACORN lives in Clarence and yet opines on Buffalo!

    • Chris from OP November 20, 2009 at 11:19 am #

      “ACORN lives in Clarence and yet opines on Buffalo!”
                
                                           -A very genuine LOL

  13. Pauldub November 19, 2009 at 10:09 pm #

    ACORN was on the grassy knoll
    ACORN designed the Corvair and Pinto.
    Acorn wears sleeveless argyle sweaters.

  14. Chris from OP November 20, 2009 at 10:55 am #

    ACORN faked the moon landing

    ACORN bought Sarah Palin $100,000 in clothes

    ACORN knocked up Bristol

    ACORN squashed Hitler’s blossoming art career

    ACORN killed Khan’s wife on Ceti Alpha V 

    ACORN fabricated the fossil record to trick people into believing in Evolution

  15. Eric Saldanha November 20, 2009 at 12:14 pm #

    ACORN decided to place the UB Campus in Amherst

    ACORN saw Brett Hull’s skate in the crease and said nothing

    ACORN broke up the Beatles with her avant-garde wailing and mind-control over John Lennon

    ACORN thought bringing Cousin Oliver onto The Brady Bunch was a good idea

    ACORN wondered where’s the beef

    ACORN wrote The Macarena and Achy-Breaky Heart

  16. Fat Tony November 20, 2009 at 1:47 pm #

    ACORN wrote the red and green budgets.

    ACORN refused to sign Drury and Briere.

    ACORN stopped the rapid transit for going to Amherst.

    ACORN made Glenn Beck cry (oops, that one really did happen.)

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