Paterson Rumor Mill

8 Feb

The New York Times is supposedly working on a “blockbuster” story about Governor David Paterson. From what I can gather, he shoots kittens while snorting heroin and having sex with hookers who quite literally stand in line in front of the governor’s mansion waiting their turn.

At least, that’s what must be going on, based on the overactive rumor mill coming out of Albany.

Maybe he’ll quit, maybe he’ll quit the race. Maybe he won’t. Maybe the Times will ever publish this story about Paterson spitting on infants and taunting puppies.

Maybe any of this matters with respect to better government and running the state in a balanced way, always striving for excellence. It’d sure be handy for candidate Cuomo, wouldn’t it? Hm.

The only thing more dysfunctional than our state government is our collection of inept local governments and business-promotion entities. And people wonder why we stagnate.

4 Responses to “Paterson Rumor Mill”

  1. ethan February 8, 2010 at 7:59 am #

    Seems to me that the dysfunction at the heart of this post is the press more than the gv’t

  2. Chris Cuomo February 8, 2010 at 9:42 am #

    New York Times story reportedly is written and will be published sometime this week:,4925

  3. RvrSide February 8, 2010 at 5:04 pm #

    BHO warned him way back when to step aside….


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