Carl Paladino, Sending Smiles

24 Apr

Carl Paladino just wanted to send you a smile and let you know he’s been thinking of you…according to his latest electronic missive.

In his email to undisclosed recipients (at least he’s learning), he sent some horrible parable about heaven and hell (see, he IS a religious guy, conservatives) followed up with the following explanation about why he loves forwarding emails to hundreds of people indiscriminately.

From: Carl Paladino [mailto:CPaladino@ellicottdevelopment.com]
Sent: Sat 4/24/2010 4:31 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients
Subject: FW: This explains why I forward jokes, and it says it all

Soooo. Now you see, sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding stuff to us without writing a word.  Maybe this will explain it.

When you  are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do?   You forward mails.  When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes.  When you have something to say, but don’t know what, and don’t know how…you forward stuff.  A ‘forward’ lets you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still  loved, you are still cared for.

So, next time you get a ‘forward’, don’t think that you’ve been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you’ve been thought of today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.

I’m glad Carl has taken the liberty of making it so crystal clear!  He’s just thinking of his hundreds of acquaintances in the public sector, media and business community when he forwards jokes!  Why didn’t he just say so?  Boy, don’t we liberal media elites have a lot of egg on our face!  I guess this kind of honesty is why he’s paying Michael Caputo to poke reporters in the chest and do the worst public relations/image repair job in political history.

Let me try and put Carl’s email explanation in context for you.  Here’s how the email should have read:

From: Carl Paladino [mailto:CPaladino@ellicottdevelopment.com]
Not Actually Sent: Sat 4/24/2010 4:31 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients
Subject: FW: This explains why I forward jokes, and it says it all

Soooo. Now you see, sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding stuff to us without writing a word.  Maybe this will explain it.

When you  are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do?   You forward videos of a horse performing anal sex to completion on a woman.

When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward racist images of black people facing death!

When you have something to say, but don’t know what, and don’t know how…you forward a racist picture of the President dressed as a pimp and the first lady dressed up like a whore.

A ‘forward’ lets you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still  loved, you are still cared for and by the way, you need to see this video of a woman deepthroating a sausage!  It’s awesome!  Hey, hope all is well with the wife and kids, here’s a video I saw on Stormfront of Obama getting ready for the inaugural ball.

So, next time you get a ‘forward’, don’t think that you’ve been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you’ve been thought of today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a horrific racist image or illegal porn video!

11 Responses to “Carl Paladino, Sending Smiles”

  1. Dan April 25, 2010 at 10:06 am #

    Fw: Fwd: Fw: Re: FW: IF YOU SEND THIS TO 1000 PEOPLE BILL GATES WILL SEND US ALL $100
    >>>>Thinking of you
    >>>>-C

  2. Mike In WNY April 25, 2010 at 10:38 am #

    The Obama “joke” is pretty realistic. He is pimping out the tax payers for the benefit of the bureaucracy. At least, apparently, the horse had consensual sex.

    • kris April 25, 2010 at 1:27 pm #

      WTF is wrong with you?

      • Mike in WNY April 25, 2010 at 2:07 pm #

        Aside from a sinus infection, nothing.  I guess you’re just disappointed because there is a plausible non-racial joke in the “pimp” photo.

      • Alan Bedenko April 26, 2010 at 6:26 am #

        When you’re in a hole, stop digging. 

        That goes for you and Carl, both. 

    • Jon Splett April 25, 2010 at 2:31 pm #

      Actually, you can make the argument the pimp joke is only offensive to the older generation. Calling someone under 30 a pimp is a compliment, not an insult. I doubt that was 1 billion year old Cryptkeeper Paladino’s intent but the negative connotation of pimps is definitely more an old person thing.

      “Run Nigger Run” however is completely indefensible and not remotely clever enough to be anything but racist so…

      And if he’s looking to keep in touch with friends through empty gestures, someone needs to get him a Facebook already. All of this could have been avoided if he just liked a few status’ apparently.

      • Mike In WNY April 26, 2010 at 9:15 am #

        Would a field full of white people being chased by a plane offend you? The “n” word is commonly used among black people referring to themselves. Perhaps some things are funny just because they are funny, the racism only enters if you are a racist. – two entirely different things.

      • Alan Bedenko April 26, 2010 at 9:33 am #

        Would a field full of white people being chased by a plane offend you?

        It’s not the “field of _____ people” being chased that’s offensive. It’s the use of a word that has historically been used to dehumanize black people in America.

        The “n” word is commonly used among black people referring to themselves.

        Last time I checked, Carl Paladino is a Caucasian male of Italian ancestry. He is not a black person and was not using it to “refer to himself”.

        Perhaps some things are funny just because they are funny, the racism only enters if you are a racist. – two entirely different things.

        Ha ha! Carl used the word “nigger”! He’s so fucking hilarious! He’s just like Chris Rock or Blazing Saddles!

        Denouncing racism isn’t racism, BTW.

      • Rob April 26, 2010 at 11:18 am #

        The local teabaggers can’t even admit that the RUN NI&&ERS RUN” email is racist. Coniglio is also dancing around this issue at ReformNYS.

        It’s impossible to take these people seriously.

  3. Barney April 25, 2010 at 11:14 am #

    sounds like the worlds best manager Michael Scott wrote the apology.

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