Third Party Line: Hmmmmm

10 Jun

Carl Paladino has put out the call for help naming the minor party line he is creating, and on which he’ll run come November.

Your suggestions go in comments.  We promise, we’ll send them along to the Paladino campaign.  After all, we’re conspiring with Paladino supporter Rus Thompson and the Republican machine to send Allen Coniglio and Jim Ostrowski to Kenya with Obama to burn down the Reichstag and stuff.  I’ll post the best ideas in this post by way of update.

16 Responses to “Third Party Line: Hmmmmm”

  1. Marquil June 10, 2010 at 7:24 am #

    It has to be the “dork horse party”

  2. Terry June 10, 2010 at 8:08 am #

    The “Screw You and the Horse You Rode In On” Party?

  3. Hapklein June 10, 2010 at 8:10 am #

    How about Promise and Anger Group?
    It will be hard to incorporate all the nutty fringe elements these folk are lassoing together in their sad margin of being.
    Even the hapless and pathetic deserve a name and title.

  4. Jeff June 10, 2010 at 8:23 am #

    How about the FATHEAD party?

  5. Eric Saldanha June 10, 2010 at 9:45 am #

    The Sound & Fury Party. Or, as per Brick Tamland, the LOUD NOISES Party

  6. Marquil June 10, 2010 at 9:50 am #

    Here’s Something I Thought Would Amuse You Party?
    Eerie Carnal Party?
    Run, Cracker, Run Party?
    Carl, Party of One?
    Smelly-cot Development Party?
    Rant & Rave Party?
    It’s My Party?
    Bull Mouse Party?
    Save Buffalo, Send Carl to Albany Party

  7. Tom Dolina June 10, 2010 at 10:25 am #

    On Eagle’s Wingnuts
    We the Tea-ple
    Q.W.T. (Quixote Windmill Tilters)
    Karl’s Konservative Kronies

  8. Christopher Smith June 10, 2010 at 10:25 am #

    I think he should simply go with the core sentiment of the movement, The Carl Party

  9. Tom Dolina June 10, 2010 at 10:29 am #

    Oh, or the “Meatballs” party: It Just Doesn’t Matter!

  10. Tom Dolina June 10, 2010 at 10:51 am #

    That is almost TOO cynical, Chris. A suggestion on the “No Thanks, Carl: Carl Paladino for Not Governor” Facebook page is “stablehands”…

  11. Karl Paladeeno June 10, 2010 at 1:29 pm #

    Mobsters for the Fourth Reich

  12. Tiny Little Mosquitoes Buzzing June 10, 2010 at 2:12 pm #

    Hmmm. Eleven comments here, most duplicates from a few people obsessed with bestiality. More than 200 comments on the Paladino Facebook, all from different people across the State.

    So who’s the fool here?

    • Tom Dolina June 10, 2010 at 2:27 pm #

      Anyone who thinks Karl has a chance of winning sounds pretty foolish; people from all over the state of denial.

  13. Fat Tony June 10, 2010 at 4:10 pm #

    The Donner Party since all of they are all turning on each other. Mmmm, Jim O Burgers….ahhhhhhh!

  14. al l June 10, 2010 at 9:26 pm #

    Does anyone proof these things? Why is Carl’s twitter account to referring to himself in the 3rd person? And I get that twitter is informal, but how about a little punctuation?

  15. Chris Smith June 11, 2010 at 2:20 am #

    Hilarity Ensues

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