How Not to Marinate Cat

11 Aug

I know when my cat acts up, the first thing I think of is to drive around town with the cat in the trunk. I also instantly consider marinating the cat in a nice hot pepper & onions, because I do all my marinating in the trunk of the car. Also, I “marinate” meat while it’s still alive, skin, bones, guts, and fur all still intact. Why, just the other day, I had a live chicken sitting in the trunk of my car marinating in some mojo criollo while I drove around town, whistling a happy tune. It wasn’t a particularly effective technique, seeing as how all that happened is that the chicken got mojo all over its feathers.

Now, it’s time for me to return to the asylum.

3 Responses to “How Not to Marinate Cat”

  1. AL August 11, 2010 at 8:31 am #

    Question of the Day – what is it that they put in the water in Clarence? (Nice to see the pundit back in true form).

  2. Ward August 11, 2010 at 12:26 pm #

    In the loaner Fiesta? (Well, if there’s room in the boot for a zebra head …)

  3. Barbrady August 13, 2010 at 6:33 pm #

    I only do that to possesive and greedy cats. When I get caught I say that the marinade mixture was actually from the cat having a miscarriage…. despite being a male. That guy is nuttier than squirrel turds.

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