Happy Thanksgiving!

25 Nov

Breaking Thanksgiving News from the Obama Administration:


Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. See you at the Turkey Trot.

5 Responses to “Happy Thanksgiving!”

  1. Brian November 25, 2010 at 9:07 am #

    If the Wampanoag had dealt appropriately with the illegal aliens of 1620, we wouldn’t have to be bothered with this piss-pious, mendacious, sanctimonious, friggin’ holiday. Just give us the day off because it’s the right thing to do.

  2. Brian Castner November 25, 2010 at 11:30 am #

    Thanks for bringing the Thanks to Thanksgiving.

  3. Brian November 25, 2010 at 1:29 pm #

    I am mightily pleased with my life. I cannot for the life of me think to whom or what I should be “thankful.
    My parents? Dead. My educators? My employers? I studied. I did my work.

    How about my good health? My genes? My good luck? The universe? “Thanks, universe.”

    And if we’re going to thank “god”™ one day, a year, do we get to execrate it for cancers, and dracunculiasis and loa loa and tsunamis the other 364 days?

    • Christopher Smith November 25, 2010 at 11:18 pm #

      Man, I thought I was a cranky asshole. You must be a dream at parties.

  4. BobbyCat November 26, 2010 at 7:46 am #

    I hope this guy doesn’t pack heat. I would give ‘thanks’ for that.

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