Clownshoes Political Consultancy, LTD.

1 Mar

If I were coming up with a roster of people under the heading, “How Not To Get Elected”, I would retain precisely the people millionaire lunatic Jack Davis has:

In another development, industrialist Jack Davis confirmed he has hired former East Aurora Mayor David J. DiPietro to help develop a strategy through which he can compete in an upcoming special election on an independent line.

Davis noted that DiPietro tried to qualify for the State Senate ballot last November and can rally tea party allies to help with the effort. He also is assembling a team that includes James Ostrowski, an attorney and tea party organizer; Gregg R. Schnitzer, a former aide to the mayor of the City of North Tonawanda; and W. Curtis Ellis, a media strategist and congressional campaign operative.

Davis unsuccessfully ran for the post in 2004, 2006 and 2008 as a Democrat and has vowed to spend up to $3 million of his own funds for the special election.

Jack Davis’ transformation from eccentric, wealthy Cheney-snubee to anti-free-trader to xenophobe to teabagger is now complete. Let the Roster of Fail do its magic!  When asked for comment, the Clownshoes Consultancy had this to say:


14 Responses to “Clownshoes Political Consultancy, LTD.”

  1. Mike In WNY March 1, 2011 at 9:24 pm #

    Now we have a choice between a toe-the-line, don’t rock the boat millionaire and an independent millionaire. Choice is not a bad thing.

    • Alan Bedenko March 2, 2011 at 6:08 am #

      Jack Davis is a xenophobic lunatic. Why would anyone associate with that asshole? I guess it’s all about the money.

  2. RaChaCha March 1, 2011 at 10:48 pm #

    I love the entry for Clownshoes:

    Question: What Is ‘Clownshoes’? What Does Clownshoes Mean?

    Answer: “Clownshoes” or “clown shoes” is an expressive form of mockery. The expression comes from the preposterous costume shoes worn by clowns. Clownshoes means that something or someone is laughable or absurd, and not to be taken seriously.

    Examples of clownshoes/clown shoes usage:

    * This movie is clownshoes! Let’s get out of here.
    * Dude, you’re clownshoes. Do yourself a favor and stop drinking before you completely embarass yourself.
    * What a waste of time. The store manager was total clownshoes about my complaint. Let’s go.

    The clownshoes expression, like many cultural curiousities of the Internet, is a part of modern English communication.

  3. Buffalo Rude March 2, 2011 at 1:15 am #

    All that’s missing from Crazy Jack’s campaign is an Orsini or two.

  4. Brian March 2, 2011 at 5:29 am #

    All that money will keep a few TV and radio ad people in their jobs for a bit.

    And, of course, we’ll have targets for our mockery and contempt for a while.

    Chris Lee, what a coward!!  Shoulda stuck around for the sneers.

  5. Jesse March 2, 2011 at 8:05 am #

    Why anyone listens to anything Dave D has to say about anything is beyond me.

  6. Leo Wilson March 2, 2011 at 8:06 am #

    @Alan, nailed it in one. I don’t know about ‘xenophobic’, but association with this three-time loser can be about nothing but the money.

  7. rastamick March 2, 2011 at 8:32 am #

    Millionaire lunatic, Ostrowski. Say no more. Very funny stuff.

  8. Kevin J. March 2, 2011 at 8:38 am #

    I listened to Dave DiPietro on WECK last week; I felt like I had to shower again afterwards.

  9. Fat Tony March 2, 2011 at 8:44 am #

    I always find it funny when people I consider to be nutjobs/lunatics/losers etc. all get together. It’s as if the laws of the universe pull these folks together.

    But here’s what I don’t understand. A wacko millionaire wants to throw money around in a fruitless campaign……shouldn’t Steve Pigeon’s ears be ringing right now as he rushed back to WNY to get his slice?

  10. jhorn March 2, 2011 at 10:12 am #

    ftony- shhh. hopefully stevie’s in past his ears swilling at the golisano/sabres trough.

  11. jhorn March 2, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    with apologies to W. S. for changing a word- Let me not to the marriage of like minds admit impediments……said one xenophobic lunatic asshole to another.

  12. Mr. F.N. Magoo March 2, 2011 at 1:19 pm #

    If Steve Pigeon and Erick Mullen both worked for Jack Davis and were ever in the same room together, which asshat would Jack wear?

  13. Ethan March 2, 2011 at 11:08 pm #

    That was frikkin’ hilarious!

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