Collins: Douche on the 4th of July

6 Jul

Shorter town of Lancaster first responders and July 4th parade organizers: Chris Collins is a massive douche.

To most of us who pay attention, that’s not a surprise. To others, it’s coming as news. Either way, it’s hurting him politically. I guess it’s one thing to be a hyper-political tax-raiser; it’s another to be aloof, unlikable, and unpersonable.

13 Responses to “Collins: Douche on the 4th of July”

  1. Bbill at 8:02 am #

    What would Mark Halperin say about such behavior?

  2. mark at 8:42 am #

    Listen, rules are for you little people I’m Chris Collins and this is MY COUNTY

  3. Black Rock Lifer at 8:54 am #

    Collins saying “this is my county” says it all, he truly believes Erie County is his kingdom. He sees himself as a benevolent dictator on a mission to make Erie County more comfortable for his wealthy white suburban supporters. The city is not included in this mission, afterall there are all these poor people ruining the view from County Hall. If only all of Erie County could be one big Spaulding Lake without all those undesirables getting in the way of his utopian vision.

  4. Chris Charvella at 9:30 am #

    Let’s not forget the mealy-mouthed douchiness of Grant Loomis. I don’t know whether to hate the guy or feel bad for him. It must be hard to get up in the morning when you know you’re going to have to spend the day making shit up to cover for Collins.

  5. Still Republican? at 10:17 am #

    Is someone keeping a score sheet on this guy? How many times have we heard these stories? Ohh, I’ll bet everyone is tip toeing around Collins today 🙂
    Hey, speaking of a douches, is Chris Grant back on 16 yet, swiping in? I saw the big oaf at Collins HQ in Williamsville last week – paid campaign douche? Or taxpayer douche?

  6. Chris Sasiadek at 10:32 am #

    If he didn’t want to hold up the parade, shouldn’t he go last?

  7. DJ at 10:33 am #

    For Collins to “look [people] in the eye”, wouldn’t they have to be about 5’2″? What an arrogant jackass. If he didn’t want to hold people up whilst meeting with his subjects, why didn’t he march at the end?

  8. wolfpack at 11:26 am #

    Nothing new for our boy, nor does he care what we write. Loomis seldom makes any logical sense just reiterates that you got it wrong, and we got it right (he at least works on the 16th floor). Grant should be fired for incompetent job for Corwin campaign. Government is local. That is why the mayor, the veteran’s and the volunteer fire people go first. The same is true for parades in Clarence.

  9. This Guy at 12:59 pm #

    Who’s county?

  10. Greta Kelly at 1:52 pm #

    I was at several of the day’s parades, and it should be noted this disgusting arrogant behavior was not unique to just the Lancaster location. He pulled this at all of them. The level of disrespect he displayed AGAIN towards our veterans is astounding, and yet, not the least bit surprising. If the man can’t follow simple rules for participating in parades, I shudder to think of all the other ways in which he’s cheating the system at the taxpayers’ expense!

    • Alan Bedenko at 1:55 pm #

      BTW, look at the awful fit & finish on the rear hatch of that Enclave.

  11. disguested havenot at 12:07 am #

    What do you expect for a “have” when he’s dealing with us “have nots”. Sound familiar King DoucheBag? Thats what he told his Iinner circle, that he’s a have and the rest of us are have nots. I would rather be a normal size have not than be a midget have.


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