On Calling Him “Bucky”

19 Oct

I think it’s finally time to stop referring to this cop-killing piece of trash as “Bucky”.

Bucky is a diminutive – something cute you call someone who is a nice guy.

The more accurate moniker, reflective of him and his personality, would be Ralph “Cop Killing Shit Flinging Motherf*cker” Philips.

You’re welcome.

Anyhow, he’s accused of trying to escape. Interesting, given that he chillingly threatened cops with “I’ll be back” when sentenced in 2006.

13 Responses to “On Calling Him “Bucky””

  1. LC Scotty at 8:47 am #

    How about just “Cop Killing Shit Flinging Motherf*cker”? He doesn’t even deserve his given name, in my book.

  2. Ward at 9:08 am #

    I don’t know anybody named Bucky, which eliminates any unpleasant association.
    On the other hand, Ralph …

  3. Allen Miller at 10:20 am #

    Phillips is the most despicable from of human being there is. Your facts, as often are incorrect, he did not try to escape. Phillips has been charged with possessing ‘escape paraphernalia’. He had stuffed clothing which appeared to be a sleeping dummy. He claims they were to be used as a pillow, he may be telling the truth. He can dream about escaping but the odds are better he will win the lottery.

    The corrections officers do not like Phillips with good reason. The prison is a maximum security facility. According to Phillips he is kept in solitary confinement 23 hours a day. No windows and his one hour away is at night. So he does not see the light of day. He has complained that the prison is inhumane. He is correct, but you must act human to be treated inhumanly.

    The best thing that could happen is Phillips will continue to be segregated in isolation. The less written about him the better. This post is basically an opportunity for the people at wnymedia to show that they can use creative profanity.

  4. Alan Bedenko at 10:31 am #

    Hey, Miller – why would someone need escape paraphernalia? Why would Philips have stuffed a shirt with towels in order to make it resemble a person?

    But in the end, thanks for the tip about how I shouldn’t write about Phillips so that you can take 3 paragraphs writing about him. 

  5. Tom Beecher at 11:05 am #

    “He may be telling the truth.” Really?

    The guy escaped from prison once before. He killed a cop and wounded two others while on the lam. 

    But we should just assume he’s telling the truth on this, right?

  6. Leo Wilson at 12:42 pm #

    I could argue some points, but why would I when I agree?

    Thanks, Al. Nailed it.

    • Alan Bedenko at 12:44 pm #

      Yes, he nailed it by criticizing me writing about something that is in the news.

  7. Leo Wilson at 2:12 pm #

    I actually meant you, Alan. It was fun using the shorter name.

  8. pirate's code at 6:33 pm #

    From what I’ve read about CKSFMoFo Phillips, it seems he’s spent his life giving the world the finger, and now wants some sympathy because the world finally broke that finger off and shoved it in his ass.  I assume he is doing life without parole…may it be a long one.

  9. BrianS at 12:13 am #

    Maybe CKSFMoFo wanted some companionship. Those body-pillows are very comfy and on a warm night, can be a makeshift cuddle-buddy. He may even have wanted to molest it, perhaps imagining it’s Lady Justice herself.

  10. Allen Miller at 1:18 pm #

    Yes, he nailed it by criticizing me writing about something that is in the news.

    Difference is the rest of the news was accurate with the facts. Your post is mere entertainment. You should have included the lulz tag on this one.

    • Alan Bedenko at 1:20 pm #


  11. Max at 3:15 am #

    He was championed as a underclass “hero” among the rubes of upper Applachia who aided his escapades and shared his blatent disregard for the rest of us. They all need to go down with him. The downside is we’ll be paying for CKSFMoFo’s room, board and health care for his remaining sordid and squalid days on Earth.

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