Kathy Weppner: Why Are American Troops Fighting for Shirtless Chris Lee?

1 Apr

Kathy from Williamsville calls in to Rush Limbaugh in February 2011 to urge people to attend Tea Party Rallies because Chris Lee

Hi, Rush! You know, I want the average American to listen to me. I have my most beloved son, and he’s sitting over in Afghanistan right now while everybody else here is going about their daily business. And we have elected officials getting on a bus so they don’t have to cast a difficult vote. We have president who just submitted a budget that 42 cents on every dollar will be borrowed from a foreign country so that there’s nothing left if he does make it back for his children and his future. We had a congressman here in the 26th District who put his picture — topless, shirtless — on Craigslist. There’s all of this nonsense, and is this what my son is willing to die for? Is this what our sons are doing really difficult things to die for? We’ve gotta rise up. The average American who disengaged a long time ago because they were disgusted, we had better get off of our couches. We had better show up at these Tea Party rallies. We had better reengage. Because there will be nothing left.

RUSH: The second woman in two days who could fill the job of spokesman for the Republican National Committee!…Well said, Kathy. Trust me, don’t doubt me, your passion is shared equally by millions of Americans that you don’t know. You just had ’em sitting up out of their chairs and applauding. I’m glad you called.

I can confirm in March 2014 that we have something left. 

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11 Responses to “Kathy Weppner: Why Are American Troops Fighting for Shirtless Chris Lee?”

  1. Colin Eager April 1, 2014 at 9:03 am #

    Meh.

  2. Michael Rebmann April 1, 2014 at 9:41 am #

    Pulsus a mortuus equus, ad nauseam.

  3. EricSaldanha April 1, 2014 at 9:56 am #

    It’s a real shame, Alan, that there is literally nothing else to read on the Internet and these poor souls are forced to read your “Kathy Weppner: American Cretin” series

    • Alan Bedenko April 1, 2014 at 10:39 am #

      These are the sacrifices we make.

      • UncleBluck April 1, 2014 at 11:10 am #

        Compared to what TV has to offer…..I think its damn good entertainment!

      • rhmaccallum April 1, 2014 at 11:30 am #

        What we’d like to know Alan is…does she have great legs?

  4. rhmaccallum April 1, 2014 at 11:28 am #

    Just saying: Shirtless Chris Lee was a heck of a lot better than the Gabryszak toilet stall thing.
    I mean…that is what you want, isn’t it baby?

    • John Wilcox April 1, 2014 at 4:22 pm #

      LOL….that was just creepy. Some older guys really need some perspective.

  5. Bernard Lomax April 1, 2014 at 2:26 pm #

    Am I the only one who noticed Weppner’s candidacy exactly mirrors the 6th season episode of the Simpsons where Sideshow Bob calls into conservative talk radio from prison to launch his campaign for mayor? Are we sure this all isn’t an elaborate murder plot?

  6. MaxPlanck April 1, 2014 at 2:29 pm #

    I guess we should take comfort in the fact that it was Lee who went shirtless and not the pompous, pugnacious pontificator from West Palm.

  7. jimd54 April 1, 2014 at 2:43 pm #

    Isn’t one of the things her son is willing to die for is the ability of a numbnuts like her to go on the public airwaves with a numbnuts like him and say stupid things? I guess it’s all in how you look at it.

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