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How Not to Marinate Cat

11 Aug

I know when my cat acts up, the first thing I think of is to drive around town with the cat in the trunk. I also instantly consider marinating the cat in a nice hot pepper & onions, because I do all my marinating in the trunk of the car. Also, I “marinate” meat while it’s still alive, skin, bones, guts, and fur all still intact. Why, just the other day, I had a live chicken sitting in the trunk of my car marinating in some mojo criollo while I drove around town, whistling a happy tune. It wasn’t a particularly effective technique, seeing as how all that happened is that the chicken got mojo all over its feathers.

Now, it’s time for me to return to the asylum.