ACORN thought it would be a good idea for OJ to try the glove on in front of the jury, over a latex glove. #acornfacts
ACORN put up the “Mission Accomplished” banner. #acornfacts
ACORN guilted Sarah Palin into doing the Couric interview. #acornfacts
every time Michael tries to get out, ACORN pulls him back in. #acornfacts
The Buffalo Record 
ACORN shot Liberty Valance
ACORN gave up the Sudetenland for “Peace in Our Time”. #acornfacts
Henry II is wondering who will rid him of this troublesome ACORN
ACORN said the Titanic was “unsinkable”.
Acorn is your new bicycle tax.
ACORN made Michele Iannello kick black canvassers off her campaign.
ACORN finds your lack of faith disturbing
ACORN was the production team behind Ishtar and Howard The Duck
ACORN stole thurman thomas’ helmet before Super Bowl XXVI
ACORN is Finkle! Finkle is ACORN!
ACORN is Keyser Soze
ACORN were the geniuses behind Clear Pepsi
ACORN sold arms to the Contras
ACORN lied and got us into an endless and bloody war in Iraq
ACORN destroyed the economy by deregulating credit default swaps and derivatives
ACORN said Americans “will, in fact, be greeted as liberators” in Iraq
ACORN IS MADE OF PEEEPLE !!
ACORN runs Illuzzi’s spelling & grammar check.
ACORN bankrolled Bashar Issa.
ACORN met with Mohammad Atta in Prague.
ACORN thinks BP has an abnormal fixation on Hitler.
ACORN owns the Bills. Ralph Wilson is just a front man. Interesting how they are now maneuvering to relocate an American team to a socialist country. Also interesting is the fact that no one is on the record as having seen Ralph Willson’s birth certificate. Do we really know how old he is.
ACORN called Shelly Silver the anti-Christ
ACORN replaced Pete Gallivan with John Beard
ACORN was behind BERC’s loans to One Sunset
ACORN sank my battleship
ACORN built the Skyway
ACORN thinks Family Circus is funny
ACORN bit off Captain Ahab’s leg
ACORN held up a big fan that created a breeze that made the ball go wide right!
ACORN is behind cattle mutilations!
ACORN created the recipe for New Coke!
ACORN switched the envelopes, which is how Marisa Tomei won the Oscar!
ACORN wrote “Twilight”!
ACORN lives in Clarence and yet opines on Buffalo!
“ACORN lives in Clarence and yet opines on Buffalo!”
-A very genuine LOL
ACORN was on the grassy knoll
ACORN designed the Corvair and Pinto.
Acorn wears sleeveless argyle sweaters.
ACORN faked the moon landing
ACORN bought Sarah Palin $100,000 in clothes
ACORN knocked up Bristol
ACORN squashed Hitler’s blossoming art career
ACORN killed Khan’s wife on Ceti Alpha V
ACORN fabricated the fossil record to trick people into believing in Evolution
ACORN decided to place the UB Campus in Amherst
ACORN saw Brett Hull’s skate in the crease and said nothing
ACORN broke up the Beatles with her avant-garde wailing and mind-control over John Lennon
ACORN thought bringing Cousin Oliver onto The Brady Bunch was a good idea
ACORN wondered where’s the beef
ACORN wrote The Macarena and Achy-Breaky Heart
ACORN wrote the red and green budgets.
ACORN refused to sign Drury and Briere.
ACORN stopped the rapid transit for going to Amherst.
ACORN made Glenn Beck cry (oops, that one really did happen.)